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Unitree Go2 Robot Dog
A capable consumer quadruped robot with voice interaction, programmable movement, and an ability to follow you up stairs that takes some adjustment.
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PreParcel Predictive Doorbell
A doorbell that predicts porch theft up to 40 seconds before intent forms, using behavioral analysis — with a false-positive rate that has strong opinions about people who jog.
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SonicSuds SC-2 Waterless Shower Cabinet
An ultrasonic cleaning cabinet for the human body — 90-second cycle, no water required, and a 'mist finish' mode that several reviewers have found controversial.
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Moley Robotics Automated Kitchen
Ceiling-mounted robotic arms that cook full recipes, clean up afterward, and cost approximately what a two-bedroom flat costs in several European cities.
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Sonic Driver Mk. VII
An ultrasonic multitool claiming to loosen fasteners non-mechanically using directed ultrasound — functional in a narrow set of conditions, none of which involve wood or deadlocks.
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EweMow Robotic Grazing Sheep
A robotic sheep that mows by grazing — a wool-textured chassis, programmable bleating schedule, and a GPS boundary system that keeps it from leaving the property.
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RePoly Screen Serum
A self-healing polymer coating for phone screens that closes micro-scratches overnight — slower than the T-1000 and notably non-threatening.
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Invisibility Shield Co. Megashield
A 1.2-metre lenticular panel that genuinely blurs the person standing behind it — passive, battery-free, and limited mainly by the requirement that you stand very still.
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AcoustiLift Acoustic Levitation Desk Organizer
An acoustic levitation platform that suspends small objects in mid-air above your desk — functional within a 3-gram payload limit that covers exactly some things.